ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back
Their daughter just got home, she’s opening the fridge. Oh fuck, she sees us, Run awa-
This family white… They don’t even have jelly they’re putting hummus on my nigga shaun.. I’ll keep you updated..
Pray for m-
These niggas tried to eat me fam, they sliced my niggas up and then brought out the peanutbutter and jelly, i ain’t gon make it.
I hear somebody coming, i gotta g-
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
9 words to make you really think.
This. Is. Profound.
This is something everyone should see
"We loved and then we lost"
Six words story.
I want money