tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

Day 3 : 11:50 PM

thatpieceofbread:

Their daughter just got home, she’s opening the fridge. Oh fuck, she sees us, Run awa-

Day 2

thatpieceofbread:

This family white… They don’t even have jelly they’re putting hummus on my nigga shaun.. I’ll keep you updated.. 

Pray for m-

Day 1

thatpieceofbread:

These niggas tried to eat me fam, they sliced my niggas up and then brought out the peanutbutter and jelly, i ain’t gon make it.

I hear somebody coming, i gotta g-

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

unlied:

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Wow

riceandmang0s:

"We loved and then we lost"


Six words story.

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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